That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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