I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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