Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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