Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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