Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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