We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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