hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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