is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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