Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
