Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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