that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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