It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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