I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
third nipple confirmed
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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