Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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