no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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