Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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