This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
smell my finger.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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