and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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