he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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