12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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