Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
do nipples grow back?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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