yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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