Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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