We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
