Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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