just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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