Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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