drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You are a genius and a whore.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
