walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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