How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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