I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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