butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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