Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
