are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
