So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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