can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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