pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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