It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
