your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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