I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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