There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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