So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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