therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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