so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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