He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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