This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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