did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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