I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
