I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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