Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
My ass is underappreciated
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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